Sometimes I wonder what drugs everyone is on. And then I just shrug and accept it.
what are u smoking i want some too
Yes hello I would like one glass of marijuana, no ice
would you like a coaster?
and one of those little umbrella is you have some.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
the “fuck you grandma” tag is beyond surreal
what have you done to my basket
How to enjoy winter:
When you see your breath pretend you are
a) a fucking dragon
b) a steampunk robot letting out steam
c) Danny Phantom
d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
i have never witnessed batman shoot steam out of his face but whatever floats your boat man
it’s never a bad time to pretend you’re batman
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
this a real human heart after heartbreak. so sad :(
that is a pomegranate.
no this is a human heart after heartbreak can’t you read
I THINK WE ARE MISSING SOMETHING IMPORTANT
When Jane touched those weird cherubesque angels or whatever they are
They turned into Cal like figures, with correlating blood schemes.
And we’ve established that whatever Jane touches becomes Trickster.
Look at Jake’s symbol on his shirt: Lil’ Cal.
This leads me to believe that:
This guy’ Trickster mode:
Are you saying that Dave had been living with Lord English for almost all of his fucking life
reblog if you are lgbt and PROUD! lesbian, gay, bone vulture, or tectonic plates shifting underfoot with massive unknowable force
if i ever died all you would have to do is play this video and i would come back to life