king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

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posted 1 hour ago with 244,257 notes

archatlas:

Rebecca Mock 

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posted 1 hour ago with 3,232 notes

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

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posted 1 hour ago with 44,586 notes

meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

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posted 1 hour ago with 192,166 notes
fake-dildo:

slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off

fake-dildo:

slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off

(via serketshadesofblue)

posted 1 hour ago with 113,781 notes

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

(via seerofsarcasm)

posted 17 hours ago with 81,721 notes

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posted 17 hours ago with 19,177 notes

burningatomicsky:

Hodor

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posted 17 hours ago with 62,444 notes

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via uncreative-dyke)

posted 1 day ago with 121,064 notes

officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

(via ebonydarknessdementiaravenway)

posted 1 day ago with 15,377 notes
corgiaddict:

thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….
This is my dog.

Re-reblogging because this picture still cracks me up every time I see it.

corgiaddict:

thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….

This is my dog.

Re-reblogging because this picture still cracks me up every time I see it.

(via sleeplessfun)

posted 1 day ago with 34,084 notes
talesof4chan:

Anon has a nightmaretalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

Anon has a nightmare
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

posted 1 day ago with 5,731 notes

wibbly-wobbly-blogging:

kurwah:

FMA AU in which every time Ed or Al say “brother” it’s replaced with “bruh”

image

"BRUH"

(via souleeater)

posted 1 day ago with 11,959 notes

kateordie:

I can’t overstate the importance of this movie, and specifically this exchange.

(via majesticpterodactyl)

posted 1 day ago with 51,691 notes

cptnrogers:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

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posted 1 day ago with 377,944 notes

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