shiftergoddess:

recordedmyth:

Korra: “Avatar Kyoshi, I need advice to stop Amon and Tarrlok!”
Kyoshi: “BEAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH THAT OTHER MOTHERFUCKER!!!”
Korra: “Oh god!”

She would, though

shiftergoddess:

recordedmyth:

Korra: “Avatar Kyoshi, I need advice to stop Amon and Tarrlok!”

Kyoshi: “BEAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH THAT OTHER MOTHERFUCKER!!!”

Korra: “Oh god!”

She would, though

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posted 7 hours ago with 31,173 notes
pumpkinappearifier:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

pumpkinappearifier:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

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posted 7 hours ago with 311,271 notes
Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”

- don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

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toiletseatpube:

earthdad:

the rise and fall

Tale as old as time

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posted 7 hours ago with 84,033 notes
fake-dildo:

birth

fake-dildo:

birth

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posted 7 hours ago with 81,245 notes

browningtons:

When you see a nerd playing LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

image

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sexhaver:

a team in last year’s robotics class forgot to comment out a line of joke code so during the final their robot completed the assigned task in autonomous mode, stopped directly in front of the professor, printed “HEADED HOME, MOTHERFUCKERS” to its LCD, and drove back to base

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posted 14 hours ago with 21,175 notes
scandalousadventures:

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

scandalousadventures:

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

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posted 1 day ago with 79,964 notes

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

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posted 1 day ago with 131,753 notes

theslowpokewell:

me before puberty:

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me after puberty:

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posted 1 day ago with 271,148 notes

derbytastic:

bostonderby:

Some pictures from the October 11th bouts at Shriner’s Auditorium, Wilmington MA

NUTS VS COSMOS

PISSAHS VS HORRORS

Thank you for the amazing pictures, Photeau Joe!

https://www.facebook.com/PhoteauJoe 

Derby tunnel of derby love!

posted 1 day ago with 45 notes
stormofthunder:

stormofthunder:

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posted 1 day ago with 49,689 notes
Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
posted 1 day ago with 46,804 notes

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stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

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posted 1 day ago with 460,033 notes

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