titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

(via soybasedproduct)

posted 10 hours ago with 33,617 notes

gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

image

(via punkkaiju)

posted 10 hours ago with 25,867 notes
concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

(via aladone)

posted 10 hours ago with 40,346 notes

(via illicio)

posted 10 hours ago with 173,493 notes

billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

(via wallacewellsbian)

posted 10 hours ago with 32,978 notes
what if you did actually date a musician me: listening to music
them: what are you listening to?
me: you
posted 10 hours ago with 87,658 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[lknodecaf]

tastefullyoffensive:

[lknodecaf]

(via damned-to-be-dalish)

posted 10 hours ago with 12,202 notes

(via daft-hunk)

posted 10 hours ago with 24,098 notes
good cop: just tell us where the drugs are, we can help you
bad cop: okay sir you're free to go
good cop: oh bad cop like bad at your job. I get it.
posted 12 hours ago with 1,116 notes

thefloor-is-lava:

Heather Maloney & Darlingside—“Good Man”

(via serketshadesofblue)

posted 15 hours ago with 7 notes

gayfarmer:

6:50am, look at this sweetling

(via damned-to-be-dalish)

posted 15 hours ago with 37,759 notes

haave-you-met-ted:

adrians:

dad was walking around the house in briefs and my brother said “dad I can see more of you than I want to see” to which my 54 year old mother found it necessary to respond “he’s hung like a horse” and whilst we were voicing our disgust by screaming my dad crept up behind my brother, leaned in close to his ear and whispered “neigh”

oh my fucking god

(via damned-to-be-dalish)

posted 18 hours ago with 59,349 notes
dbh:

Dragon Riders unite under their new emblem! (x)

dbh:

Dragon Riders unite under their new emblem! (x)

(via serketshadesofblue)

posted 18 hours ago with 9,480 notes

kissmycatastrophe:

hannahwhoisntabanana:

A conversation with a seven year old.

i think probly the slenderman

(via destinysabortion)

posted 18 hours ago with 161,999 notes

gehenna27:

tdyln:

boredasgetout:

Pokemon shaming - LOVE THIS

Pokemon Shaming is adorable

I can’t decide whether I like the Mareep one or the until-recently-Eevee one more

(via miaouzacharies)

posted 19 hours ago with 8,297 notes

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